When Your Mother Doesn’t Like Your Girlfriend
1. When your mother sees her for the first time.
“Who is this one?’
2. How your mother replies when your girlfriend greets her:
“Ehn oh!”
3. When your mother starts complaining that your girlfriend did not greet her well.
When she was almost rolling on the floor did you answer her?
4. When your mother starts talking about she does not want to have scallywag grandchildren.
Okay then have them by yourself!
5. When you eat in your girlfriend’s house and get home to see that your mother has cooked.
That means someone is in trouble oh!
6. When your mother knows you have plans with your girlfriend and starts looking for things for you to do.
Why are you doing this ma?
7. When your mother tells you she wants you to meet her daughter’s friend.
No ma. No thank you.
8. When you and your girlfriend are having a disagreement, your mother is like:
Fight very well sef!
9. When she starts claiming she saw your girlfriend in a dream and it was not good.
Mummy Josephina the dreamer!
10. When your girlfriend and mother start pressuring you to “choose”.
You people will not kill someone.
11. When your mother or girlfriend are praying against enemies and you know they are referring to each other.
Very what? Very good!
12. When you want to just dump both of them but you can’t because the love is too strong.
Why me oh Lord?
13. When one day the both of them agree on something.
Look at God in action!
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